May 2013
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
romangodfrey:
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with...
fluffywhitechicken:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
carryon-mywayward-fandoms:
hetaliagirl104:
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Thanks.
How the actual fuck does Harry Potter set a bad example?
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute....
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No...
nopestiel:
maleficentmordor:
I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-
“fucking winchesters”
#spn#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING (via)
“Just think of how many more books I could have sold if Harry had been a bit more...”
– - J.K. Rowling (on 50 Shades of Grey)
plot twist: celebrities start shipping fans
the-absolute-best-posts:
parttimehomosexual:
i have like 609453804 books to read
but you know what i’m gonna do
i’m gonna buy more books
And then I will read fanfiction.
and then i will read books that i’ve already read
nepeta-walks-into-a-club:
we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
life-is-a-love-story:
timelordparadise:
ppyajunebug:
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
...
oldmanravenwood:
remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry(the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times
hawkeyeagentbarton:
demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
cherrycaked:
there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
